Crannóggy Island

“In my Father's house are many mansions;  if it were not so, I would have told you.  I go to prepare a place for you”.     Protestant Heaven vs. Catholic Heaven Gates of Heaven Three men arrive at the gates of heaven.  St. Peter asks the first man,  "Religion?"  The first man replies, "Catholic"   St. Peter looks down his list and says, "Go to room 24. But be very quiet  as you pass room 8." St. Peter asks  the second man, "Religion."   The second man replies "Methodist."   St. Peter looks down his list and says, "Go to room 14. But be very quiet  as you pass room 8." St. Peter asks  the third man,  "Religion."   The third man replies, "Episcopalian."   St. Peter looks down his list and says, "Go to room 21.But be very quiet  as you pass room 8."   The third man then says to St. Peter, "I can understand there being  different rooms for different religions, but why must we be  quiet w...