Post by Prof Generaliter . You know, there is no other way of describing it, but being diagnosed with Parkinson’s, by an obviously delighted neurologist, makes for a bad day and I will admit to having felt more than a little pissed off. I was definitely grumpy for a few days and googling online for some information made things worse. The path in front of me looked unpleasant: pain, loss of mobility, possible dementia and my nurse's obsession - constipation and incontinence. Oh, joy, a future of wearing Tena’s for men and drinking litres of Movicol. It is reckoned that Parkinson’s has potentially up to 40 symptoms, not including the side effects caused by the medication. Some of which might seem amusing to all but the sufferers. Obsessive behaviour leading to a possible interest in porn, gambling or hypersexuality. People have been known to gamble away their pension and the partners of the sex obsessives have moved on from finding it ...
Ha ha, very good!
ReplyDeleteMrs Dilo, on the other hand, would have been suitably impresed by her husband's frugality.
Personally I played safe, cleared out her Amazon wishlist.
ReplyDeleteI need to get married.
DeleteIndeed, I have long thought that the firm guiding hand of a masterful husband would be a proper cure for your fancy and unladylike behaviour.
DeleteThe wild rivers cannot be tamed! You should have known me in uni 😂
DeleteHmmm 🤔 clearly finding an appropriate and commanding husband for you, needs to be treated with urgency.
DeleteThis is what happens when the fair sex gets access to education beyond their needs.
One is not averse to a firm and guiding hand... 😊
DeleteI suppose our education should stop in the kitchen ... does Mrs. Clive know this? 🧐
She's a very good cook
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ReplyDeleteCressida's French grandmother said that if you are a good French cook you will never be without a husband.